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102+ funny flirting lines and flirty quotes text messages:Hey guys today i am going to the share a article where you can find your funny flirting quotes and text message which you can send your soul mate to impress. I hope you like my other post because i am try to my reader always be happy.

102+ funny flirting lines and flirty quotes text messages

I things i am better than malls because they only have a 7-days return policy. Me, I have a return all you want policy. I mean, if i kiss you did not like it, you are free to return it unlimited times.

Hi, i am not good with direction and i need you to help me. Do you mind telling me where the shortest way to your heart is ? Because i really want to get there fast and stay there forever.

You should be in jail because you stole my heart, made me go crazy, made my knees weak, and put butterflies in my stomach. You tortured me, but it’s the best kind of torture. I love it, I love you.

I think you are bad for me, because every times you are around, I can’t breathe. It’s like you suck all the oxygen in my lungs.But i do not mind because i’d rather die happy.

Are you my dentures? Because i cannot smile without you.

Don’t you ever get exhausted? You have been running for quit a while in my mind for quit a while now, and i can’t get you off from my mind.

Your smile is all i need when there’s a power outage, you can light up a room with just a smile.

I have been staring at you for the past few minutes and i realized one things, you and me will make the cutest kids ever. But for now, do you mind if I ask you to go out with me some time?

102+ funny flirting lines and flirty quotes text messages

102+ funny flirting lines and flirty quotes text messages

I believe that every woman is special, and i believe that every woman  deserves a gentlemen well, I am the gentleman for you. I was born to take care of you and to love you.

It is hard not to think about you all day, but i have to because i have to focus on work. But when i get home, get ready because i am not letting you fo. Not a second. I miss you that much.
i have been having trouble going to sleep lately. So I went to the doctor. The doctor said, i need a dose of hugs, a lot of kisses, and unlimited supply of cuddles. Do you mind being my medicine?

I know you love me without you even saying it. I can see it in your eyes, the way you talk to me, and all the things you do for me. Now let me tell you one things, i love you too.

I wish i could be your homework, so you’ll spend time with me every night.

Have you listened to your heart ? It is beating my name. I can hear it from here. Why don’t we give this spark a chance.

I know you may have heard that i have been with a lot of women, but this you have not heard yet.

Off all the women I have been with, nothing can be compared to you.

You are real, no pretensions.

You love me dearly, without other intentions.

You are the only one i that have this much to make a rhyme.

Am i going to die now? Because there’s an angel in front of me.

102+ funny flirting lines and flirty quotes text messages


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What is your height ? I am just wondering how you were able to fit in my heart. But stay there as long as you want.

My lips are hurting, can you kiss it and make the pain go away? my heart is empty, can you stay there and make my life whole again.

Can you say that I am stupid if my mind contains nothing, nothing but thought of you?

Women to Men : We are attracted to guys who can treat girl well. Make your girl happy, you will have a happy life.

I was told that kissing cues depression and stress, and right now i am really stressed. Would you mind taking this stress off of me?

Refrain from  loving a flirt, you will surely get hurt.

The best feeling is when you caught your crush looking at you.

If this world has a lot of women like you, it would be a great world to live in. You are a rare creature, and i like you. Do you think there’s a chance that you like me, too?

I can feel our chemistry through our reaction toward each other.

You know what, I got this feeling that if i did not talk to you now, I would regret this forever. So, here I am with all the guts i have gathered, and asking you for your name because i am pretty sure i saw you smiling at me, and i am pretty sure you would not mind giving me your number what do you think?

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They should not allow you in this bar, beacuse you will make us guys go crazy. You walk into the room like you do not care at all, you walk by me and your scent intoxicated my soul. I have been going in and out or bars lately and i did not think i would meet such a special girl like you. Maybe we are meant to be, this may be…

You know, i do not do this often but you are incredibly cute and i cant’t help but get your number. Do you mind giving me your last name so i could append it into mine?

You know what, we are ment to be. You are my Mr. Right and i will become your Mrs. Always Right. Doesn’t that sound fun?

You told me that all your life, you have been searching for that one true love ; whom you will love fully and will love you in return. Well, you can stop looking now beacuse you have found me. i will love you for the rest of our lives.

I Know i may sound a little too forward… I would have proposed to you right here, right now, but i don’t you have dinner with me first. get to know me, get to know your future husband. Because baby, from this day forward, I am never letting you go.

I like the way I see reflection in your eyes. No matter how disappointed i am at myself, in your eyes, i still look best. In this world full of negative thought and negative people, you are my daily dose of happiness and positively.

Our finger are like two puzzle pieces, they fit perfectly. just you and me, we are meant to be.

102+ funny flirting lines and flirty quotes text messages

102+ funny flirting lines and flirty quotes text messages

People I know call me different names, i do not actually care. But with you, I’d prefer if you call me “mine”.

You know, too much of anythings is bad. You are so adorable and that is bad for me because I am badly falling in love with you.

If you loving you is a crime. I would not mind going to jail. I would not even file a NOT GUILTY plea because, babe i am madly crazily ridiculously in love with you.

If you would not go with the one you love now, you will forever regret not taking this chance on love.

Recently, i have read in some paper that there is a high probability that i like you, do you think there’s a probability that you like me too?

Being friendly is a lot different from being flirty. Being friendly are those for people who are not ready for a commitment yet.

You know what, i love you big time. Most of the time i am happy lately was all because of you. I could return the favoer if you want me to. I could make you happy if you will allow me to.

Flirting is for two people who does not have emotional connection, for people who are not afraid to hurt somebody else. falling in love is for matured people, who can handle difficult situation, who are ready to fight for the ones they love,and ready to commit to a long term relationship.

You would be more comfortable if you get off those clothes. My floor will look better with your mind making yourself more comfortable?

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You are like Midas, but instead of turning everything ( and everyone, including me ) melt with your touch.

I find people, who sends text when drunk, weird . But when I received Your message and clearly you are drunk, it did not feel awkward at all. I kind of like the feeling of knowing that i am on your mind when you almost have no control of it.

Maybe we had the right love but not at the right time before. But now, I have changed, I have matured, I Am ready for a commitment, do you think we can still go back to the way we were ? Like these year did not happen, and we will just up from where we left?

I was told that kissing cures depression and stress, and right now mind taking this stress off of me?

Not that i am being flirty but hey, you are the most gorgeous creature in the room. Would you mind spending more time with me? I just want to know you better if that is alright with you. It’s Just that, meeting such a rare beautiful person like you does not happen that often.

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